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The First Wives Club review

A Illusion review by Joan Ellis.

At last, some laughs. The humor of "The First Wives Club,"
missiles from the mouths of Diane Keaton, Bette Midler, and Goldie
Hawn, a fusillade of observations on the state of middle-aged
women who have been dumped for younger, newer goods, explodes on
the screen. So sharp is their delivery that even the film's many
flaws vanish–almost.

About two-thirds of the way through, the writers lose their
steam and let the movie flounder while they try to wrap up the
threads of their plot–an entirely unnecessary effort given the
good time the audience is having without any plot at all.

During this lull, the actors tilt from conversational
bull's-eyes to slapstick–too much mugging. In defense of the
writers, it's doubtful that anyone could have kept up the initial
pace of the parries that had the theater rolling with laughter.
And to their credit, they recover for a stylish ending.

Three college pals reunite at the funeral of a fourth and
trade tales of marital woe over drinks. All have been sent over
the side by preening husbands looking for a young thing to
flatter them, someone who knows them not as they are, but how
they manage to appear to be. Suddenly, the men sport spiffy
clothes, new hairstyles, an earring, a sports car, an ornament on
the arm–it's a male face-lift without the scalpel.

Movie star Elise (Goldie Hawn), whose husband has taken up
with an anorexic plastic doll on the make, has one foot in the
70s, courtesy of plastic surgery, and one in the 90s, courtesy of
a young screenwriter who offers her the "grotesque mother" role
in his horror film. When her doctor responds to her fears about
finding a new lover by saying, "A woman your age has a better
chance of getting slaughtered by a psychopath," and refuses to
inject more silicone in her lips, she barks, "Fill 'em up!"

Brenda (Bette Midler), "a woman with her own aisle in the
supermarket," uses her mouth as an assault weapon to spray venom
about husband Morty's immersion in the trappings of male
menopause.

Annie (Diane Keaton), playing the devoted wife who erased
herself along the way, is searching in vain for her own identity.
No matter what the circumstances, an apology is always the first
thing out of her mouth. When her friends coax her to the point
of responding from strength, she manages, after a few false
starts, to burst forth with real rage.

If all this sounds tame on the page, believe that, in the
theater, Hawn, Midler, and Keaton, the three old pros, deliver
the icy lines with the energy of a tornado. The writers have
given them plenty to deliver. They take all the terrible
thoughts we suppress in the name of being charitable, stoic,
brave, and enduring, dip them in acid, and hurl them into the
audience. Judging from the laughter, these heat-seeking missiles
are finding their targets.

Film Critic : JOAN ELLIS

Word Count : 495

Studio : Paramount

Rating : PG

Running Time: 1h40m

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Running Time:

112 minutes
Enterprise, Comedy

It's not continually you gain yourself wishing for an horrendous and preferably fatal road accessory, but the thought most absolutely popped into my Mr Big whilst watching 'Rat Race'.

This botched and cripplingly unfunny course movie brings together a company of Hollywood's most desperate, each one plausibly happy to do anything to make themselves in fashion again. Anything, that is, except make a decent movie.

John Cleese, who's in danger of becoming as big a peddle-manifest seller as any of them, plays a well-heeled casino owner eager to give his filthy-rich clients some exciting late events to throw their dirty great wads of cash at. So he stuffs $2 million into a locker on the other side of the country, selects a assembly of randoms from his casino level to go after it, and opens a book on who'll get there first.
Entirety the selected cretins chasing the loot are Whoopi Goldberg and Lanei Chapman as a mother-and-daughter cooperate, Seth Verdant and Vince Vieluf as a twin of bungling brothers, Cuba Gooding Jr. as a nationally-despised football ref and Jon Lovitz as a pig-unknowing blood man. Perhaps most irritating of the barrels, however, is Rowan Atkinson with his portrayal of a narcoleptic Italian (it's a convincing job he eventually tells you what his nationality's alleged to be, because you certainly can't guestimate from the accent). A viewing of this, and of course 'Johnny English', can unfortunately lead to only sole question - why has Atkinson stopped being jocular? That you could watch three whole episodes of 'Blackadder' in the time spent alluring in this bull doesn't back up a survive rational about.
What really grates about 'Rat Race' isn't that it's a 'dumb' comedy - it's that it's picked the very worst aspects of all silent comedies ever made and tried to piece together an entertaining end issue out of it. Impresario Jerry Zucker is so complicated throwing a seemingly unceasing formation of allegedly hare-brained scenarios at us, that he doesn't visit to think what reasons there might be for the duration of finding these scenarios funny. It's like being shown a list of punchlines without knowing what the jokes are supposed to be that go before each one.
'The Making Of Rat Race', deleted scenes & prohibited-takes, gag reel, interview with director Jerry Zucker & sob sister Andy Breckman, and a theatrical trailer.
Extras: 1 out of 10

It's Got:

Journeyman rock corps Smash Mouth taking part in what is a shockingly mischievous distressing ending, quits by the standards set by the previous 100 minutes.

It Needs:

To be banned for attempting to harden comedy back 20 years.

Alternatives:

It's A Mad Crazed Mad Loco World, The Cannonball Run, Road Trip

Digest:

A particular long, pinched-out and not even accidentally comical toy.
Overall Score: 2 out of 10
Comment on Date: 24th September 2003

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